Hackers listen in on FBI's anti-hacker call 
Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection 
Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue 
US airport agent in trouble over vibrator joke
Hey, that's not Cookie Monster: Hackers turn Sesame Street YouTube page into porn site 
Drunk moose found stuck in tree 
Been Looking at Porn? Be warned: It'll show up on Facebook
Plane crashes into Ferris Wheel
Beauty bath eel swims up man's penis
Woman's breast implant popped during game of paintball
Bull sperm spillage forces police to shut Tennessee highway
Bee-bearder's swarm fails to break record 
Lady Gaga's gay Gillard gaffe
British man removes wart with shotgun, also loses finger
'Beautiful people' website hit by Shrek virus that allowed ugly applicants to sign up
Woman sues ex-fiance after falling while peeing from his veranda 
Angry senior citizen locks bell ringers in British church tower
Life-sized toy tiger sparked major police operation 
Naked man escapes from brothel
A 75-year-old woman arrested for single-handedly cutting off the Internet in Georgia and Armenia
'Blue Balls Rain' Mystery Solved 
'I had flag up my bum for Queen' 
Sheep shearing pitched as Olympic sport 
Man used skeleton to drive in carpool lane
Ad banned because judge says kitty litter sniffing 'highly implausible' 
Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost US airport agent in trouble over vibrator joke
Scrabble scandal: Strip down and find the 'G' 
Art rules 101: Keep the bikini bottoms on until the sun goes down
'Gumby' robber turns himself in
'Lost' star farted on plane passenger's face
Battle of the 'breastraunts' as Hooters sues ex exec's saucy start-up 'Twin Peaks' 
Penises on show in Iceland museum
Man faces court after Police catch him drunk driving a motorised Beer Cooler (aka Esky)Lady Gaga's gay Gillard gaffeBritish man removes wart with shotgun, also loses finger'Beautiful people' website hit by Shrek virus that allowed ugly applicants to sign up
Picture: Getty Images Scientists in the United States claim people who starve themselves on alternate days may live longer, boost brain power and lose weight. The National Institutes for Aging researchers based their evidence on studies involving animals and humans. Animals were given the bare minimum of calories needed to keep them alive. The...
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Katie Piper arriving at The TV Choice Awards 2011 in the UK and right, with Lisa Faulkner at a London awards ceremony honouring inspirational women in 2012. Photo: AAP / Getty Images Surgeons in Britain have restored the sight of a woman blinded after having acid thrown in her face in an attack arranged...
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A conference call between FBI and British police has been recorded by the people they were trying to catch. HACKERS have targeted the websites of several law enforcement agencies worldwide in attacks attributed to Anonymous, allegedly accessing details of informants and eavesdropping on a conference call between the FBI and Scotland Yard on how...
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Scientists claim to have solved the mystery behind the strange blue jelly balls which ‘rained’ down on the garden of a UK resident a week ago. Researchers at Bournemouth University say the mysterious balls were merely a common substance found in nappies. Steve Hornsby of Dorset was left puzzled when a torrent of gooey...
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The Facebook timeline feature will soon be mandatory for all users. Picture: Facebook FACEBOOK will soon expose users who post embarrassing photos and status updates, whether they like it or not. The social networking giant will force users on to its new timeline function, which displays their entire history on the site – from...
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BECAUSE Cyrano weighs more than nine kilograms, amputating his cancer-weakened leg was out of the question. So the tubby tabby’s owners turned to doctors and engineers at North Carolina State University to get who they describe as “their child” back into mice-catching trim. On Thursday, the 10-year-old cat from Upperville, Virginia, received what doctors...
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A variety of McDonald’s burgers, wraps and the preferred nuggets. Picture: Nicholas Welsh A TEENAGE girl who has eaten almost nothing else except chicken nuggets for 15 years has been warned by doctors the junk food is killing her. Stacey Irvine, 17, has been hooked on the fast food since her mother bought her...
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The day after: Tattoo regret is common and is creating a large demand for tattoo-removal technologies. CREDIT: Maxfx |Dreamstime.com A 21-year-old Iranian man now suffers from a permanent erection after getting a tattoo on his penis, according to a report of his case. The man had the Persian phrase “borow be salaamat,” meaning “good...
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By ROB WAUGH Pundits have been predicting the death of slim point-and-shoot cameras for years, as smartphones eat into their market, and camera makers increasingly move towards SLR and other larger-lensed models. But recent U.S. data from retail analysts NPD hints that the writing really is on the wall for slim cameras. The percentage of...
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A 9,500-year-old bracelet has been analysed using the very latest computers – and the results show that it is so intricate even today’s craftsmen would struggle to improve it. Researchers from the Institut Français d’Etudes Anatoliennes in Istanbul and Laboratoire de Tribologie et de Dynamiques des Systèmes studied the bracelet’s surface and its micro-topographic...
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Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In Will
NY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero
'Gay' penguins to be torn apart
How'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness 
African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula Fruit
A two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the process
Panda babies have the cute market cornered
Meet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit Kats
Owl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window
5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc Cruises
NYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)
'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives 
Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whales
Sharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes 
Scientists genetically engineer female goats in male bodies to create 'human' breast milk 
Meet Betty, the spineless hedgehog
Giant tortoise bachelors Al and Tex find romance at long last 
Human Barbie gets daughter Poppy, 7, liposuction voucher for Christmas 
Gameshow hosts eat each other's flesh on TV
Woman used ring to escape from grave
Melbourne hospital aborts wrong twin
Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine 
Russian 'body snatcher' kept 26 female corpses in tiny flat How'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness 
Parents of Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation cleared
Wesley Warren Jr needs $US1 million surgery to correct his 45kg scrotum 
Missing tourist 'feared eaten by cannibals'
Three Zimbabwean women charged over sex attacks 
Boy caught driving armed and towing dead donkey 
Marzieh Vafamehr: Iranian actress sentenced to 90 lashes 
Ex-model who cooked husband 'not a monster'
