Judge fines himself over phone in courtChimpanzee addicted to pornAnne Frank would have been a Belieber, hopes BieberMan buys toy poodles, discovers they’re ferrets on steroids Lightning blows breasts off statueNew Zealand hospital removes eel from man's bottom Woman finds out that her husband was her fatherNo fine for man who put firecracker up his bumMan floating in river mistaken for drowning victim - until he sat upUtah woman finds cocaine in box of tampons Man claims BMW motorcycle gave him two year erection Man misses out on $169 million to save $3 Teen dream now police nightmare 'Forgotten' winning $1m lotto ticket was stuck on fridge Church airbrushes out leader's $30K watch Borat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremonyYou've won billions! Ah ... sorry, no you haven't Thatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue 
Totally Nuts!Social Smoking vs Social Farting adLightning blows breasts off statueBinder Sales Surge, Bookstore Profits Man charged with having sex with sofaMan plays porn videos loudly as revenge on neighbour playing gospel music'Goat man' spied in Utah mountains - no kiddingUK reveals 'UFO sighting' over ChelseaTwo vans go to war: Mr Whippy vs Mr Yummy Shellshocked turtles end their 115 year old 'marriage' Study puts old-people smell on the nose Funny letter from Ronald Reagan to seventh-grader resurfaces Scotland's Dull And America's Boring Join UpThatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago New Jersey capital city running out of toilet paper
Chimpanzee addicted to pornMan buys toy poodles, discovers they’re ferrets on steroids Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Shellshocked turtles end their 115 year old 'marriage' Spooked horse swims 3km offshore The goose who wears sandals Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In WillNY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero'Gay' penguins to be torn apartHow'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula FruitA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the processPanda babies have the cute market corneredMeet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit KatsOwl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc CruisesNYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whalesSharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes 
A MICHIGAN judge whose smartphone disrupted a hearing in his own courtroom has held himself in contempt and paid $US25 ($24) for the infraction. Judge Raymond Voet has a posted policy stating that electronic devices causing a disturbance during court sessions will result in the owner being cited with contempt, the Sentinel-Standard of Ionia...
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GINA the chimp has a problem. She’s addicted to adult human porn. The first question you may have is how a chimp came to watch TV. That one is simple. A television set was installed in her enclosure at Seville Zoo. But maybe the zoo regrets the decision now. Primatologist Pablo Herreros told El...
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Justin Bieber performs at the Jingle Ball 2012 in Atlanta, Georgia in this Dec 12, 2012, file photo. Teen pop star Justin Bieber is taking heat on social media after the Anne Frank House reported he visited the Amsterdam museum and wrote in the guest book he hoped the young Holocaust victim would have...
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By Dylan Stableford, Yahoo! News Senior Media Reporter An Argentine man who thought he bought a pair of poodles at an outdoor market in Buenos Aires brought them home to the vet only to be told they were actually ferrets on steroids, reports the Daily Mail. The man, a retiree from Catamarca, purchased the animals...
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Lightning blasts breasts off statue Tom Findlay shows off the stone breasts which survived an 8m fall when struck by lightning. Picture: Michael Franchi Source: Northern Territory News A LIGHTNING strike has blown the breasts off one man’s iconic tribute to Northern Territory women. Literally. Stonemasonry boss Tom Finlay, 48, was standing 50m from...
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A short-finned eel, similar to the one found in a man’s bottom in New Zealand. Picture: Freshwater and Marine Image Bank Source: Supplied A MAN with an eel lodged in his bottom has shown up at a New Zealand emergency department asking for help. The unnamed man presented himself at the Auckland City Hospital...
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A WOMAN has spoken for the first time about the pain she suffered after being told her husband was actually her father. Valerie Spruill said that an uncle told her the truth about her husband, Percy Spruill, six years after he had died in 1989. The 60-year-old woman from a village called Doylestown of...
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Ellie Turner Northern Territory News August 30, 2012 11:36AM Alex Bowden stuck a firecracker in his bottom crack. He won’t face any punishment because police say he’s “suffered enough”. Picture: Facebook Source: Northern Territory News A MAN who made headlines when an explosive went off in his bum has “suffered enough” and won’t...
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A MAN found floating in a river in the United States was mistaken for a drowning victim – until he sat up. A forensic team arrived to investigate the “drowning” including Lycoming County Coroner Charles E. Kiessling Jr. While authorities decided on the best means to retrieve the body, something no one imagined happened....
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A WOMAN found cocaine in a box of tampons she bought at her local store in Salt Lake City, KSL-TV reported. Cindy Davidson said she was shocked when she opened the box of tampons she bought at a local general store Sunday and found a powdery substance rolled up in cellophane and taped inside...
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Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsGiant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon AMAZING! LEGO Reboot: Inception dream brought to life16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanSpooked horse swims 3km offshore Man buys $2m Andy Warhol sketch for $5Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC 'World's oldest' yoga teacher a spritely 91-years-old Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine Internet 'weighs the same as a strawberry' Real 'Slumdog Millionaire' wins big on quiz14 year old boy lives playboy lifestyle after scamming banks Woman Hasn’t Used Money in 15 YearsCouple married for 72 years died an hour apart
Print Your Own GunWorld's first womb transplant woman pregnant What Doctors Don't Know About the Drugs They PrescribeDNA test to find which twin is a rapist will cost $1.2 millionLarry the robot vomits so you don't have Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Nazi-Acquired Buddha Statue Came From Outer SpaceNew Zealand hospital removes eel from man's bottom British soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsPlanes of the future could fly on sawdust or straw Giant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon UK reveals 'UFO sighting' over ChelseaOrvillecopter: The dead cat turned into a helicopter Study puts old-people smell on the nose 16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanCenturies old bible mean Christianitys downfall Doctors plan more amputations to save Aimee 
Print Your Own GunTeens arrested after young girl's suicide £40m for any man who can turn gay daughter straightPolice Officer Kills Double Amputee in WheelchairBritish soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Woman finds out that her husband was her fatherNaked 80-year-old woman tased by police "Zombie Attack" victim may go blindThe sick fascination with a death video Human foot posted to Canada's Conservative Party headquartersMan shot dead while eating another man's faceDoctors plan more amputations to save Aimee SES worker saves crash victim from morgue'Dead' crash victim abandoned by ambulance crew found alive by SES volunteersWheelchair-bound meth addict jailed for 10 years after sexual assault on chihuahua Austrian man saws off own foot to avoid work Pervert who sold semen-soiled yoghurt samples gets his comeuppance Adulterer may be hanged instead of stoned Baby cut from pregnant mum: woman gets life 
