Church airbrushes out leader's $30K watch Borat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremonyYou've won billions! Ah ... sorry, no you haven't Thatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue US airport agent in trouble over vibrator jokeHey, that's not Cookie Monster: Hackers turn Sesame Street YouTube page into porn site Drunk moose found stuck in tree Been Looking at Porn? Be warned: It'll show up on FacebookPlane crashes into Ferris WheelBeauty bath eel swims up man's penisWoman's breast implant popped during game of paintballBull sperm spillage forces police to shut Tennessee highwayBee-bearder's swarm fails to break record Lady Gaga's gay Gillard gaffeBritish man removes wart with shotgun, also loses finger'Beautiful people' website hit by Shrek virus that allowed ugly applicants to sign upWoman sues ex-fiance after falling while peeing from his veranda Angry senior citizen locks bell ringers in church tower
Spooked horse swims 3km offshore The goose who wears sandals Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In WillNY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero'Gay' penguins to be torn apartHow'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula FruitA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the processPanda babies have the cute market corneredMeet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit KatsOwl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc CruisesNYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whalesSharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes Scientists genetically engineer female goats in male bodies to create 'human' breast milk Meet Betty, the spineless hedgehogGiant tortoise bachelors Al and Tex find romance at long last 
Scotland's Dull And America's Boring Join UpBorat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremonyThatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago New Jersey capital city running out of toilet paper'Blue Balls Rain' Mystery Solved 'I had flag up my bum for Queen' Sheep shearing pitched as Olympic sport Man used skeleton to drive in carpool laneAd banned because judge says kitty litter sniffing 'highly implausible' Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost US airport agent in trouble over vibrator jokeScrabble scandal: Strip down and find the 'G' 'Gumby' robber turns himself in'Lost' star farted on plane passenger's faceMan faces court after Police catch him drunk driving a motorised Beer Cooler (aka Esky)
The CIA was called in to help investigate the murder of an MI6 spy last night as it emerged he was sent on frequent secret missions to the United States. American intelligence officers are poring over every detail of Gareth Williams’s work and personal life to see if the circumstances of his death endangered...
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Intelligence officers are investigating whether state secrets were stolen by the killer of a British spy. The MI6 agent, whose body was found in a sports bag in the bath of his flat, was named yesterday as Gareth Williams. He was a cipher and codes specialist on secondment to the Secret Intelligence Service from...
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The Islamic cleric behind plans for a mosque at Ground Zero in New York has claimed that the U.S. is worse than Al Qaeda. Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf said that America was more culpable than the terrorist organisation because U.S.-led sanctions were responsible for the death of half a million Iraqi children. ‘We tend...
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Germaine Greer has teed off on Tony Abbott, dismissing the Opposition Leader as a “clown” and saying he should have been “unelectable”. The British-based Australian academic and author launched the stinging attack as Mr Abbott and Prime Minister Julia Gillard jockey for position following the inconclusive result of Saturday’s federal election. “Anyone who thought...
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JOHANNESBURG — Rwandan and Congolese rebels gang-raped nearly 200 women and some baby boys over four days within miles of a U.N. peacekeepers’ base in an eastern Congo mining district, an American aid worker and a Congolese doctor said Monday. Will F. Cragin of the International Medical Corps said aid and U.N. workers knew...
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BAGHDAD — The nude women on the DVD cover in a Baghdad street stall say it all: Change, whether you like it or not, is afoot in Iraq. Hundreds of porn DVDs are stacked elbow-deep on a wooden table in Jassim Hanoun’s ramshackle stall on a downtown sidewalk. His other tables have Hollywood blockbusters,...
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A horrifying video of a crowd watching a mob beat two teenage brothers to death has sparked mass demonstrations in Pakistan. The video, broadcast on Pakistani news channels, shows a lynch mob taking turns to savagely beat the two boys with sticks, drawing blood from them before dragging and hanging their dead bodies from...
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A women’s collective in Barcelona, Subcity, has published a map of where you can, as a woman, urinate in the street. The map indicates 14 places in the city centre in the Plaza Real and Eixample areas among others. La Vanguardia reports the women are calling their campaign ‘Pixing’, and say it is a...
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A man has been sentenced to 17 years in prison in northwest Tanzania for trying to sell an albino man to witchdoctors, local media has reported. A court in the region of Mwanza convicted Nathan Mutei, a Kenyan, after he pleaded guilty to charges of human trafficking and abduction. “For the offence of human trafficking, you will go...
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Whether by design or mistake, a record number of Australians are cutting themselves out of the political debate by casting informal votes. Mark Latham told voters in his 60 Minutes report not to vote for anyone on election day. (AAP)In what appears to be a new record, by Sunday afternoon a total of 618,435...
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Spooked horse swims 3km offshore Man buys $2m Andy Warhol sketch for $5Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC 'World's oldest' yoga teacher a spritely 91-years-old Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine Internet 'weighs the same as a strawberry' Real 'Slumdog Millionaire' wins big on quiz14 year old boy lives playboy lifestyle after scamming banks Woman Hasn’t Used Money in 15 YearsCouple married for 72 years died an hour apartTerminally ill cabbie chose to have his body mummified for Channel 4 documentarySpanish duchess, 85, marries 60-year-old toyboyAt 102, therapist is too busy to stop working - latimes.comA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the process
'World's oldest' graphic art discovered The $1b new town where nobody's homeHundreds of thousands may lose Internet in July Injecting our guts with fecal bacteria from ancient mummies could cure obesity Employers asking interviewees for facebook passwords Homeless people turned into WiFi hotspotsThat is one ugly computer - but it's only $35 Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Ageing study looks at fasting to live longer Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Hackers listen in on FBI's anti-hacker call 'Blue Balls Rain' Mystery Solved You've been warned: Time's up on Facebook gaffesCat has total knee replacement Death of the point-and-shoot? Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey 
SES worker saves crash victim from morgue'Dead' crash victim abandoned by ambulance crew found alive by SES volunteersWheelchair-bound meth addict jailed for 10 years after sexual assault on chihuahua Austrian man saws off own foot to avoid work Pervert who sold semen-soiled yoghurt samples gets his comeuppance Adulterer may be hanged instead of stoned Baby cut from pregnant mum: woman gets life Judge bans woman from having sex, says its in her best interest Human Barbie gets daughter Poppy, 7, liposuction voucher for Christmas Gameshow hosts eat each other's flesh on TVWoman used ring to escape from graveMelbourne hospital aborts wrong twinRussian 'body snatcher' kept 26 female corpses in tiny flat Parents of Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation clearedWesley Warren Jr needs $US1 million surgery to correct his 45kg scrotum Missing tourist 'feared eaten by cannibals'Three Zimbabwean women charged over sex attacks Boy caught driving armed and towing dead donkey 
