Church airbrushes out leader's $30K watch Borat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremonyYou've won billions! Ah ... sorry, no you haven't Thatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue US airport agent in trouble over vibrator jokeHey, that's not Cookie Monster: Hackers turn Sesame Street YouTube page into porn site Drunk moose found stuck in tree Been Looking at Porn? Be warned: It'll show up on FacebookPlane crashes into Ferris WheelBeauty bath eel swims up man's penisWoman's breast implant popped during game of paintballBull sperm spillage forces police to shut Tennessee highwayBee-bearder's swarm fails to break record Lady Gaga's gay Gillard gaffeBritish man removes wart with shotgun, also loses finger'Beautiful people' website hit by Shrek virus that allowed ugly applicants to sign upWoman sues ex-fiance after falling while peeing from his veranda Angry senior citizen locks bell ringers in church tower
Spooked horse swims 3km offshore The goose who wears sandals Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In WillNY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero'Gay' penguins to be torn apartHow'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula FruitA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the processPanda babies have the cute market corneredMeet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit KatsOwl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc CruisesNYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whalesSharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes Scientists genetically engineer female goats in male bodies to create 'human' breast milk Meet Betty, the spineless hedgehogGiant tortoise bachelors Al and Tex find romance at long last 
Scotland's Dull And America's Boring Join UpBorat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremonyThatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago New Jersey capital city running out of toilet paper'Blue Balls Rain' Mystery Solved 'I had flag up my bum for Queen' Sheep shearing pitched as Olympic sport Man used skeleton to drive in carpool laneAd banned because judge says kitty litter sniffing 'highly implausible' Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost US airport agent in trouble over vibrator jokeScrabble scandal: Strip down and find the 'G' 'Gumby' robber turns himself in'Lost' star farted on plane passenger's faceMan faces court after Police catch him drunk driving a motorised Beer Cooler (aka Esky)
Ambulance Victoria is undertaking a review after a car crash victim declared dead by a paramedic was later found to be alive when cut from the wreck by a SES volunteer. Paramedics were called to the crash between a sports car and a four-wheel-drive near Bacchus Marsh just before 3pm AEST on Sunday. Paramedics...
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A CALIFORNIAN man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for choking and sexually assaulting a chihuahua, and must now register as a sex offender. Sacramento prosecutors said Robert Edwards De Shields, who is confined to a wheelchair, was convicted last month of the crimes against the eight-month-old chihuahua mix living with the family...
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VIENNA (Reuters) – An unemployed Austrian man sawed his foot off, apparently to avoid being found fit to go back to work. Hours before an appointment on Monday for the labor office to check on his health, the 56-year-old man held his left leg against an electric saw in his home workshop and severed...
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What is conventionally called “love” is an ego strategy to avoid surrender. You are looking to someone to give you that which can only come to you in the state of surrender. The ego uses that person as a substitute to avoid having to surrender. The Spanish language is the most honest in this...
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(Reuters) – Kazakhstan’s shooting team demanded an apology after a spoof national anthem from the comedy film Borat was played instead of the real one at a medal ceremony in Kuwait, the BBC reported on Friday. The team’s coach told Kazakh media the organisers of the Kuwait tournament had downloaded the parody from the...
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THREE hundred Danes believed a dream lifestyle of champagne and caviar awaited them this week after they were announced billionaire lottery winners – until they discovered it was a mistake. All 300 had received an email from the head of the Danish state-run lottery company, Danske Spil, congratulating them on the astronomical sums they...
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When Justin Bassett interviewed for a new job, he expected the usual questions about experience and references. So he was astonished when the interviewer asked for something else: his Facebook username and password.Bassett, a New York City statistician, had just finished answering a few character questions when the interviewer turned to her computer to...
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NewsCore FORMER British prime minister Margaret Thatcher swiped a page of doodles by then-US president Ronald Reagan at a summit more than 30 years ago, newly released papers revealed. Britain’s only female prime minister to date noticed the US leader sketching during a G7 summit in Canada in 1981 and decided to pocket the...
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WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange will run for a seat in Australia’s Senate. Source: The Daily Telegraph WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange plans to run for a seat in the Australian Senate, despite being under house arrest in the United Kingdom, the whistleblower group has tweeted. Wikileaks announced its intentions today, saying the organisation also planned to field...
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Hollywood movie star George Clooney has been arrested at Sudan’s embassy in Washington at a protest about the escalating emergency in Sudan. The Sudanese government has been blocking humanitarian aid from reaching a volatile border region where hundreds of thousands of people are short of food. Clooney, his father Nick and other activists ignored...
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Spooked horse swims 3km offshore Man buys $2m Andy Warhol sketch for $5Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC 'World's oldest' yoga teacher a spritely 91-years-old Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine Internet 'weighs the same as a strawberry' Real 'Slumdog Millionaire' wins big on quiz14 year old boy lives playboy lifestyle after scamming banks Woman Hasn’t Used Money in 15 YearsCouple married for 72 years died an hour apartTerminally ill cabbie chose to have his body mummified for Channel 4 documentarySpanish duchess, 85, marries 60-year-old toyboyAt 102, therapist is too busy to stop working - latimes.comA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the process
'World's oldest' graphic art discovered The $1b new town where nobody's homeHundreds of thousands may lose Internet in July Injecting our guts with fecal bacteria from ancient mummies could cure obesity Employers asking interviewees for facebook passwords Homeless people turned into WiFi hotspotsThat is one ugly computer - but it's only $35 Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Ageing study looks at fasting to live longer Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Hackers listen in on FBI's anti-hacker call 'Blue Balls Rain' Mystery Solved You've been warned: Time's up on Facebook gaffesCat has total knee replacement Death of the point-and-shoot? Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey 
SES worker saves crash victim from morgue'Dead' crash victim abandoned by ambulance crew found alive by SES volunteersWheelchair-bound meth addict jailed for 10 years after sexual assault on chihuahua Austrian man saws off own foot to avoid work Pervert who sold semen-soiled yoghurt samples gets his comeuppance Adulterer may be hanged instead of stoned Baby cut from pregnant mum: woman gets life Judge bans woman from having sex, says its in her best interest Human Barbie gets daughter Poppy, 7, liposuction voucher for Christmas Gameshow hosts eat each other's flesh on TVWoman used ring to escape from graveMelbourne hospital aborts wrong twinRussian 'body snatcher' kept 26 female corpses in tiny flat Parents of Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation clearedWesley Warren Jr needs $US1 million surgery to correct his 45kg scrotum Missing tourist 'feared eaten by cannibals'Three Zimbabwean women charged over sex attacks Boy caught driving armed and towing dead donkey 
