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Scrabble scandal: Strip down and find the ‘G’

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Controversy at the World Scrabble Championships with accusations a contestant hid a tile. A MISSING “G” tile led to accusations of cheating and a demand for a scrabble competitor to be strip-searched at the world championships. It is the biggest scandal to rock the event since a player accused another of eating a tile The…

‘Gumby’ robber turns himself in

Police are considering whether to charge Jacob Kiss, 19, who dressed as 'Gumby'. Picture: AP

  A MAN who attempted to rob a 7-Eleven store in the US city of San Diego dressed in a full-body Gumby costume has handed himself in to police. Jacob Kiss, 19, who dressed as the famous claymation character during the stunt, surrendered voluntarily with alleged 19-year-old accomplice Jason Giramma, The San Diego Union-Tribune said.…

‘Lost’ star farted on plane passenger’s face

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Lost actress and former air hostess Evangeline Lilly once “saved up all of her gas” mid-flight and farted in a passenger’s face. The stunning star said she “let it rip” in the man’s face because he had been rude to her during the flight. “I was really struggling that day, because I had really bad…

British man removes wart with shotgun, also loses finger

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The man did not regret his method of wart removal saying “it was giving me (a) lot of trouble.” Picture: Jupiterimages A BRITISH man blasted off his own finger with a shotgun to remove a wart that would not clear up with ointments and creams. Sean Murphy, from Doncaster in northern England, got rid of…

Man offers half his salary to find a wife

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A 38-year-old Illinois man is willing to pay half his annual salary to anyone who can find him a wife, and has even set up a website to promote his cause. Paul “Handsome Paul” Gutierrez has started a website called “Can anyone find me a wife?” which lists exploits of his unsuccessful pursuit of love, as…

Angry senior citizen locks bell ringers in church tower

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A GROUP of professional bell ringers was locked up in a British church tower by a fed up senior citizen. The team had travelled from the south of England to the northern English village of Sharow to practice a three-hour peal, but the man – believed to be a local resident in his 70s or…

Life-sized toy tiger sparked major police operation

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Police in Britain are investigating whether a life-sized toy tiger which sparked a major operation was dumped in a field as a hoax. The large white tiger was spotted in open land in Southampton, south England, on Saturday, and prompted a huge scale cat hunt. Several members of the public reported what they believed to…