Judge fines himself over phone in courtChimpanzee addicted to pornAnne Frank would have been a Belieber, hopes BieberMan buys toy poodles, discovers they’re ferrets on steroids Lightning blows breasts off statueNew Zealand hospital removes eel from man's bottom Woman finds out that her husband was her fatherNo fine for man who put firecracker up his bumMan floating in river mistaken for drowning victim - until he sat upUtah woman finds cocaine in box of tampons Man claims BMW motorcycle gave him two year erection Man misses out on $169 million to save $3 Teen dream now police nightmare 'Forgotten' winning $1m lotto ticket was stuck on fridge Church airbrushes out leader's $30K watch Borat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremonyYou've won billions! Ah ... sorry, no you haven't Thatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue 
Totally Nuts!Social Smoking vs Social Farting adLightning blows breasts off statueBinder Sales Surge, Bookstore Profits Man charged with having sex with sofaMan plays porn videos loudly as revenge on neighbour playing gospel music'Goat man' spied in Utah mountains - no kiddingUK reveals 'UFO sighting' over ChelseaTwo vans go to war: Mr Whippy vs Mr Yummy Shellshocked turtles end their 115 year old 'marriage' Study puts old-people smell on the nose Funny letter from Ronald Reagan to seventh-grader resurfaces Scotland's Dull And America's Boring Join UpThatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago New Jersey capital city running out of toilet paper
Chimpanzee addicted to pornMan buys toy poodles, discovers they’re ferrets on steroids Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Shellshocked turtles end their 115 year old 'marriage' Spooked horse swims 3km offshore The goose who wears sandals Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In WillNY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero'Gay' penguins to be torn apartHow'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula FruitA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the processPanda babies have the cute market corneredMeet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit KatsOwl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc CruisesNYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whalesSharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes 
A US airport security agent who found a vibrator in the baggage of a transatlantic traveller, and then advised her in writing what to do with it, is facing disciplinary action. The US Transportation Security Administration (TSA) said Wednesday that a handwritten note that lawyer and blogger Jill Filipovic found in her checked luggage...
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Controversy at the World Scrabble Championships with accusations a contestant hid a tile. A MISSING “G” tile led to accusations of cheating and a demand for a scrabble competitor to be strip-searched at the world championships. It is the biggest scandal to rock the event since a player accused another of eating a tile...
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A MAN who attempted to rob a 7-Eleven store in the US city of San Diego dressed in a full-body Gumby costume has handed himself in to police. Jacob Kiss, 19, who dressed as the famous claymation character during the stunt, surrendered voluntarily with alleged 19-year-old accomplice Jason Giramma, The San Diego Union-Tribune...
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Lost actress and former air hostess Evangeline Lilly once “saved up all of her gas” mid-flight and farted in a passenger’s face. The stunning star said she “let it rip” in the man’s face because he had been rude to her during the flight. “I was really struggling that day, because I had really...
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A NOOSA man faced court last week on drink driving charges after Police intercepted a motorised Esky back in June. The defendant told the Judge that the Esky could fit “a couple of cartons” of beer in it. Picture: Thinkstock Police alleged Christopher Ian Petrie, 23, with driving under the influence and driving without...
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The man did not regret his method of wart removal saying “it was giving me (a) lot of trouble.” Picture: Jupiterimages A BRITISH man blasted off his own finger with a shotgun to remove a wart that would not clear up with ointments and creams. Sean Murphy, from Doncaster in northern England, got rid...
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A social networking site for ‘beautiful’ people has been hit by a Shrek virus which allowed tens of thousands of ugly applicants to sign up. Members of BeautifulPeople.com must pass a strict rating stage where existing users vote on whether someone is attractive enough to be accepted into the online community. But this screening...
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A 38-year-old Illinois man is willing to pay half his annual salary to anyone who can find him a wife, and has even set up a website to promote his cause. Paul “Handsome Paul” Gutierrez has started a website called “Can anyone find me a wife?” which lists exploits of his unsuccessful pursuit of love,...
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A GROUP of professional bell ringers was locked up in a British church tower by a fed up senior citizen. The team had travelled from the south of England to the northern English village of Sharow to practice a three-hour peal, but the man – believed to be a local resident in his 70s...
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Police in Britain are investigating whether a life-sized toy tiger which sparked a major operation was dumped in a field as a hoax. The large white tiger was spotted in open land in Southampton, south England, on Saturday, and prompted a huge scale cat hunt. Several members of the public reported what they believed...
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Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsGiant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon AMAZING! LEGO Reboot: Inception dream brought to life16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanSpooked horse swims 3km offshore Man buys $2m Andy Warhol sketch for $5Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC 'World's oldest' yoga teacher a spritely 91-years-old Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine Internet 'weighs the same as a strawberry' Real 'Slumdog Millionaire' wins big on quiz14 year old boy lives playboy lifestyle after scamming banks Woman Hasn’t Used Money in 15 YearsCouple married for 72 years died an hour apart
Print Your Own GunWorld's first womb transplant woman pregnant What Doctors Don't Know About the Drugs They PrescribeDNA test to find which twin is a rapist will cost $1.2 millionLarry the robot vomits so you don't have Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Nazi-Acquired Buddha Statue Came From Outer SpaceNew Zealand hospital removes eel from man's bottom British soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsPlanes of the future could fly on sawdust or straw Giant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon UK reveals 'UFO sighting' over ChelseaOrvillecopter: The dead cat turned into a helicopter Study puts old-people smell on the nose 16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanCenturies old bible mean Christianitys downfall Doctors plan more amputations to save Aimee 
Print Your Own GunTeens arrested after young girl's suicide £40m for any man who can turn gay daughter straightPolice Officer Kills Double Amputee in WheelchairBritish soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Woman finds out that her husband was her fatherNaked 80-year-old woman tased by police "Zombie Attack" victim may go blindThe sick fascination with a death video Human foot posted to Canada's Conservative Party headquartersMan shot dead while eating another man's faceDoctors plan more amputations to save Aimee SES worker saves crash victim from morgue'Dead' crash victim abandoned by ambulance crew found alive by SES volunteersWheelchair-bound meth addict jailed for 10 years after sexual assault on chihuahua Austrian man saws off own foot to avoid work Pervert who sold semen-soiled yoghurt samples gets his comeuppance Adulterer may be hanged instead of stoned Baby cut from pregnant mum: woman gets life 
