Church airbrushes out leader's $30K watch Borat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremonyYou've won billions! Ah ... sorry, no you haven't Thatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue US airport agent in trouble over vibrator jokeHey, that's not Cookie Monster: Hackers turn Sesame Street YouTube page into porn site Drunk moose found stuck in tree Been Looking at Porn? Be warned: It'll show up on FacebookPlane crashes into Ferris WheelBeauty bath eel swims up man's penisWoman's breast implant popped during game of paintballBull sperm spillage forces police to shut Tennessee highwayBee-bearder's swarm fails to break record Lady Gaga's gay Gillard gaffeBritish man removes wart with shotgun, also loses finger'Beautiful people' website hit by Shrek virus that allowed ugly applicants to sign upWoman sues ex-fiance after falling while peeing from his veranda Angry senior citizen locks bell ringers in church tower
Spooked horse swims 3km offshore The goose who wears sandals Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In WillNY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero'Gay' penguins to be torn apartHow'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula FruitA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the processPanda babies have the cute market corneredMeet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit KatsOwl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc CruisesNYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whalesSharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes Scientists genetically engineer female goats in male bodies to create 'human' breast milk Meet Betty, the spineless hedgehogGiant tortoise bachelors Al and Tex find romance at long last 
Scotland's Dull And America's Boring Join UpBorat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremonyThatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago New Jersey capital city running out of toilet paper'Blue Balls Rain' Mystery Solved 'I had flag up my bum for Queen' Sheep shearing pitched as Olympic sport Man used skeleton to drive in carpool laneAd banned because judge says kitty litter sniffing 'highly implausible' Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost US airport agent in trouble over vibrator jokeScrabble scandal: Strip down and find the 'G' 'Gumby' robber turns himself in'Lost' star farted on plane passenger's faceMan faces court after Police catch him drunk driving a motorised Beer Cooler (aka Esky)
IT’S the book every parent has wanted to write but one that author and father Adam Mansbach announced as a joke. When he posted on Facebook he was writing Go the F–k to Sleep, he was just tired. The book has made a rapid ascent to the top of Amazon’s best-seller list on the back of social...
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FOUR people were hospitalised in Italy after a dispute over the thickness of a supermarket’s ham slices turned violent. The row broke out when a 50-year-old woman shopping in the Tuscany town of Livorno yesterday protested that the ham slices being cut by a counter assistant were too thick, ANSA news agency said in...
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FRUSTRATED IT workers have shown that a pigeon can transfer data faster than a major internet service provider (ISP). Workers at a South African information technology company this week proved it was faster for them to transmit data with a carrier pigeon than to send it using Telkom, the country’s leading ISP. Africa’s...
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A naked man has been spotted running across a rooftop in north-east China after police raided an illegal brothel. A high school student noticed the bizarre sight when he was visiting a friend nearby and began taking photos on his mobile phone. “I was worried his private parts would be burned by sliding down...
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Barcroft Media The English were never very highly regarded for their pearly whites, and this guy is no exception. No, that’s not a nasty case of decay on Barmy Baz Franks’ two front teeth, that’s Prince William and his lovely bride Kate Middleton. This 29-year-old patriotic plumber from Bristol, England, has had the royal...
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© europics.at An oddball art lover is to marry one of his paintings after falling for the girl in the portrait. Obsessed Tomasz Urynowicz, 37, from Nowa Huta, Poland, has spent 10 years trying to track down the brown-haired girl in the picture painted 56 years ago. “It shows a young girl hanging...
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A English man has tried to take pictures of women in a shopping mall toilet disguised as a mannequin. University of Birmingham student Joel Hardman was caught trying to secretly film women on his mobile phone, the Birmingham Mail reports. The 20-year-old from Edgbaston was seen sneaking into the women’s toilets “dressed like a...
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There are only two people who are familiar with the Ayapaneco language in Mexico. Manuel Segovia and Isidro Velazquezto live less than a kilometre apart in Ayapa village in southern Mexico but according to the Daily Mail, they don’t get on. Those close to the men aren’t sure what the conflict is about. They’re...
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After a Florida man called his family and told them he planned to kill himself (along with anyone who tried to stop him), police decided to address the situation by sending a $US65,000 SWAT robot into the man’s home. According to tktktk, when the robot entered, the apparently unclothed man attempted to break...
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A German teenager has spent months training her dairy cow to showjump and hurdle after her parents refused to buy her a horse. Regina Mayer began walking and training her cow, Luna, after the animal was born on her farm two years ago to try and accustom her to human contact and wearing a...
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Spooked horse swims 3km offshore Man buys $2m Andy Warhol sketch for $5Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC 'World's oldest' yoga teacher a spritely 91-years-old Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine Internet 'weighs the same as a strawberry' Real 'Slumdog Millionaire' wins big on quiz14 year old boy lives playboy lifestyle after scamming banks Woman Hasn’t Used Money in 15 YearsCouple married for 72 years died an hour apartTerminally ill cabbie chose to have his body mummified for Channel 4 documentarySpanish duchess, 85, marries 60-year-old toyboyAt 102, therapist is too busy to stop working - latimes.comA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the process
'World's oldest' graphic art discovered The $1b new town where nobody's homeHundreds of thousands may lose Internet in July Injecting our guts with fecal bacteria from ancient mummies could cure obesity Employers asking interviewees for facebook passwords Homeless people turned into WiFi hotspotsThat is one ugly computer - but it's only $35 Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Ageing study looks at fasting to live longer Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Hackers listen in on FBI's anti-hacker call 'Blue Balls Rain' Mystery Solved You've been warned: Time's up on Facebook gaffesCat has total knee replacement Death of the point-and-shoot? Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey 
SES worker saves crash victim from morgue'Dead' crash victim abandoned by ambulance crew found alive by SES volunteersWheelchair-bound meth addict jailed for 10 years after sexual assault on chihuahua Austrian man saws off own foot to avoid work Pervert who sold semen-soiled yoghurt samples gets his comeuppance Adulterer may be hanged instead of stoned Baby cut from pregnant mum: woman gets life Judge bans woman from having sex, says its in her best interest Human Barbie gets daughter Poppy, 7, liposuction voucher for Christmas Gameshow hosts eat each other's flesh on TVWoman used ring to escape from graveMelbourne hospital aborts wrong twinRussian 'body snatcher' kept 26 female corpses in tiny flat Parents of Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation clearedWesley Warren Jr needs $US1 million surgery to correct his 45kg scrotum Missing tourist 'feared eaten by cannibals'Three Zimbabwean women charged over sex attacks Boy caught driving armed and towing dead donkey 
