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‘Blue Balls Rain’ Mystery Solved

February 6, 2012

Scientists claim to have solved the mystery behind the strange blue jelly balls which ‘rained’ down on the garden of a UK resident a week ago. Researchers at Bournemouth University say the mysterious balls were merely a common substance found in nappies. Steve Hornsby of Dorset was left puzzled when a torrent of gooey...
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‘I had flag up my bum for Queen’

January 17, 2012

Liam Warriner has detailed how he exposed his buttocks to the Queen during her visit to Brisbane. Picture: The Courier-Mail POLICE have decided to drop a wilful exposure charge against the man accused of “mooning” the Queen during her visit to Brisbane last year. Liam Lloyd Warriner, 22, from Sydney was not in the...
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Sheep shearing pitched as Olympic sport

January 17, 2012

Sheep shearing could be the next big Olympic sport, according to a New Zealand farming lobby group. Federated Farmers thinks shearing has the potential to become a demonstration sport at the Commonwealth Games, or even the Olympics. The group’s meat and fibre chairwoman Jeanette Maxwell says shearing requires both skill and physical effort. Newly-crowned...
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Man used skeleton to drive in carpool lane

January 10, 2012

A US man has been fined for driving in a carpool lane with a skeleton in the passenger seat. Bryan Stime was pulled over by a Washington state patrolman on December 20 for alleged aggressive driving when police discovered the green skeleton in a white sweatshirt seating in the passenger seat, television station King...
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Ad banned because judge says kitty litter sniffing ‘highly implausible’

January 8, 2012

A kitty litter company has been stopped from airing an ad about its performance in a “smell test”. Picture: File Source: Supplied A NEW York federal judge has ordered a pet product company to stop airing a cat litter commercial that unfairly seeks supremacy over a competitor. The Clorox ad was aimed at Church & Dwight Co...
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Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost

January 4, 2012

A WOMAN has miraculously found her white gold wedding ring on a carrot in her garden – 16 years after it disappeared. Lena Paahlsson of Sweden took the white gold ring off while baking with her daughters during Christmas 1995, but it vanished from the kitchen counter where she had put it. The family...
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US airport agent in trouble over vibrator joke

October 27, 2011

A US airport security agent who found a vibrator in the baggage of a transatlantic traveller, and then advised her in writing what to do with it, is facing disciplinary action. The US Transportation Security Administration (TSA) said Wednesday that a handwritten note that lawyer and blogger Jill Filipovic found in her checked luggage...
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Scrabble scandal: Strip down and find the ‘G’

October 18, 2011

Controversy at the World Scrabble Championships with accusations a contestant hid a tile. A MISSING “G” tile led to accusations of cheating and a demand for a scrabble competitor to be strip-searched at the world championships. It is the biggest scandal to rock the event since a player accused another of eating a tile...
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Art rules 101: Keep the bikini bottoms on until the sun goes down

October 15, 2011

Andy Golub’s nude body works have been leaving New York commuters gobsmacked. Picture: AP Source: AP AS MONET used to say, art is all about light. In New York, there’s a clear line between public indecency and performance art and it’s marked by the setting of the sun. City officials have told artist Andy Golub who...
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‘Gumby’ robber turns himself in

October 10, 2011

A MAN who attempted to rob a 7-Eleven store in the US city of San Diego dressed in a full-body Gumby costume has handed himself in to police. Jacob Kiss, 19, who dressed as the famous claymation character during the stunt, surrendered voluntarily with alleged 19-year-old accomplice Jason Giramma, The San Diego Union-Tribune...
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