Judge fines himself over phone in courtChimpanzee addicted to pornAnne Frank would have been a Belieber, hopes BieberMan buys toy poodles, discovers they’re ferrets on steroids Lightning blows breasts off statueNew Zealand hospital removes eel from man's bottom Woman finds out that her husband was her fatherNo fine for man who put firecracker up his bumMan floating in river mistaken for drowning victim - until he sat upUtah woman finds cocaine in box of tampons Man claims BMW motorcycle gave him two year erection Man misses out on $169 million to save $3 Teen dream now police nightmare 'Forgotten' winning $1m lotto ticket was stuck on fridge Church airbrushes out leader's $30K watch Borat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremonyYou've won billions! Ah ... sorry, no you haven't Thatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue 
Totally Nuts!Social Smoking vs Social Farting adLightning blows breasts off statueBinder Sales Surge, Bookstore Profits Man charged with having sex with sofaMan plays porn videos loudly as revenge on neighbour playing gospel music'Goat man' spied in Utah mountains - no kiddingUK reveals 'UFO sighting' over ChelseaTwo vans go to war: Mr Whippy vs Mr Yummy Shellshocked turtles end their 115 year old 'marriage' Study puts old-people smell on the nose Funny letter from Ronald Reagan to seventh-grader resurfaces Scotland's Dull And America's Boring Join UpThatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago New Jersey capital city running out of toilet paper
Chimpanzee addicted to pornMan buys toy poodles, discovers they’re ferrets on steroids Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Shellshocked turtles end their 115 year old 'marriage' Spooked horse swims 3km offshore The goose who wears sandals Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In WillNY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero'Gay' penguins to be torn apartHow'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula FruitA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the processPanda babies have the cute market corneredMeet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit KatsOwl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc CruisesNYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whalesSharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes 
No nuts warning on bag of nuts. Booths decided to pull its Whole Hearted Roasted Monkey Nuts from the aisles because its label does not declare it contains peanuts, MSN News reports. The firm has stores in Lancashire, Cumbria, Yorkshire, Cheshire and a recently-opened branch at MediaCityUK in Salford. A spokesman for the company...
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CANADIAN health authorities have let it rip at smokers – comparing their smell to a fart. The Ontario Quit the Denial campaign places a ‘social farter’ on the psychoanalyst’s chair. While there, she attempts to justify her ‘social flatulence’ as just a means to `fit in with the crowd’. “It’s true that I fart…....
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Lightning blasts breasts off statue Tom Findlay shows off the stone breasts which survived an 8m fall when struck by lightning. Picture: Michael Franchi Source: Northern Territory News A LIGHTNING strike has blown the breasts off one man’s iconic tribute to Northern Territory women. Literally. Stonemasonry boss Tom Finlay, 48, was standing 50m from...
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Article by Rebecca Kriegman October 18, 2012 at 3:11 am facebook me @RebzLax Bookstore employees are overwhelmed and perplexed today by a huge surge in binder sales at the university bookstore. Hundreds of students flooded the bookstore this afternoon, violently interrogating employees and knocking down sections of pens and notepads, all in search of...
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By Chris Murphy PUBLISHED: 16:22 GMT, 24 September 2012 | UPDATED: 16:22 GMT, 24 September 2012 A hotel worker has been arrested on suspicion of having sex with a sofa The 46-year-old, from Waukesha, Wisconsin, was spotted by a police officer out for his daily run. The ‘sex sofa’ wasn’t even discreetly hidden away...
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IT’S a payback with a difference. A Californian man became so angry about his neighbour playing gospel music so loud that he decided to take revenge. “One day it went on for 12 hours and my dog was howling and it was bad,” the man from Twain Hartein Tuolumne County told CBS Sacramento. He decided to...
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A man dressed in a goat outfit has been spotted hanging out with real life goats in the Utah mountains. UTAH wildlife officials want to talk to a man seen in the mountains wearing a goat suit amid a herd of real wild goats.Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources says the...
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The 25 files released by The National Archives include “a lengthy briefing on UFO policy to then prime minister Tony Blair’s office” along with a job description for the post of UFO desk officer, described as the “weirdest job in Whitehall”. According to a former employee of the UFO desk, which closed in 2009,...
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Mr Yummy (front) smashed in Mr Whippy’s window. Picture: Courtesy of carsguide.com.au Source: news.com.au YOU can’t make this stuff up. A turf war over ice cream – yes – ice cream, has led to a ridiculous bust-up in the UK, carsguide.com.au reports. In a Breaking Bad-esque battle for territory, these creamers went to war in the English town Blackburn....
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NO one could accuse them of not trying to make it work. After an incredible 115 years together, two giant tortoises at an Austrian zoo have gone their separate ways – refusing to share a cage any longer. The falling out, which has baffled zoo officials, marks the end of the world’s oldest animal...
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Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsGiant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon AMAZING! LEGO Reboot: Inception dream brought to life16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanSpooked horse swims 3km offshore Man buys $2m Andy Warhol sketch for $5Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC 'World's oldest' yoga teacher a spritely 91-years-old Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine Internet 'weighs the same as a strawberry' Real 'Slumdog Millionaire' wins big on quiz14 year old boy lives playboy lifestyle after scamming banks Woman Hasn’t Used Money in 15 YearsCouple married for 72 years died an hour apart
Print Your Own GunWorld's first womb transplant woman pregnant What Doctors Don't Know About the Drugs They PrescribeDNA test to find which twin is a rapist will cost $1.2 millionLarry the robot vomits so you don't have Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Nazi-Acquired Buddha Statue Came From Outer SpaceNew Zealand hospital removes eel from man's bottom British soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsPlanes of the future could fly on sawdust or straw Giant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon UK reveals 'UFO sighting' over ChelseaOrvillecopter: The dead cat turned into a helicopter Study puts old-people smell on the nose 16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanCenturies old bible mean Christianitys downfall Doctors plan more amputations to save Aimee 
Print Your Own GunTeens arrested after young girl's suicide £40m for any man who can turn gay daughter straightPolice Officer Kills Double Amputee in WheelchairBritish soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Woman finds out that her husband was her fatherNaked 80-year-old woman tased by police "Zombie Attack" victim may go blindThe sick fascination with a death video Human foot posted to Canada's Conservative Party headquartersMan shot dead while eating another man's faceDoctors plan more amputations to save Aimee SES worker saves crash victim from morgue'Dead' crash victim abandoned by ambulance crew found alive by SES volunteersWheelchair-bound meth addict jailed for 10 years after sexual assault on chihuahua Austrian man saws off own foot to avoid work Pervert who sold semen-soiled yoghurt samples gets his comeuppance Adulterer may be hanged instead of stoned Baby cut from pregnant mum: woman gets life 
