Hackers listen in on FBI's anti-hacker call 
Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection 
Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue 
US airport agent in trouble over vibrator joke
Hey, that's not Cookie Monster: Hackers turn Sesame Street YouTube page into porn site 
Drunk moose found stuck in tree 
Been Looking at Porn? Be warned: It'll show up on Facebook
Plane crashes into Ferris Wheel
Beauty bath eel swims up man's penis
Woman's breast implant popped during game of paintball
Bull sperm spillage forces police to shut Tennessee highway
Bee-bearder's swarm fails to break record 
Lady Gaga's gay Gillard gaffe
British man removes wart with shotgun, also loses finger
'Beautiful people' website hit by Shrek virus that allowed ugly applicants to sign up
Woman sues ex-fiance after falling while peeing from his veranda 
Angry senior citizen locks bell ringers in British church tower
Life-sized toy tiger sparked major police operation 
Naked man escapes from brothel
A 75-year-old woman arrested for single-handedly cutting off the Internet in Georgia and Armenia
'Blue Balls Rain' Mystery Solved 
'I had flag up my bum for Queen' 
Sheep shearing pitched as Olympic sport 
Man used skeleton to drive in carpool lane
Ad banned because judge says kitty litter sniffing 'highly implausible' 
Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost US airport agent in trouble over vibrator joke
Scrabble scandal: Strip down and find the 'G' 
Art rules 101: Keep the bikini bottoms on until the sun goes down
'Gumby' robber turns himself in
'Lost' star farted on plane passenger's face
Battle of the 'breastraunts' as Hooters sues ex exec's saucy start-up 'Twin Peaks' 
Penises on show in Iceland museum
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File © A Brazilian model has survived a horrific car crash, thanks to her extra-large breasts that seem to have acted like protective air bags. Sheyla Hershey, 32, escaped the accident with only minor bruises to her 16KKK-size breasts (US size 38KKK) and she is thankful for her money makers. Hershey was driving home...
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Scientists claim to have solved the mystery behind the strange blue jelly balls which ‘rained’ down on the garden of a UK resident a week ago. Researchers at Bournemouth University say the mysterious balls were merely a common substance found in nappies. Steve Hornsby of Dorset was left puzzled when a torrent of gooey...
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The case eerily echoes the plot of the film Boys Dont Cry, in which Hilary Swanks character posed as a boy to date girls. Picture: SuppliedRelated Gemma Barkers friends thought they were dating two nice teenage boys, Aaron and Connor.They werent.Because Aaron and Connor were the same person. And that person was Gemma.A British...
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Liam Warriner has detailed how he exposed his buttocks to the Queen during her visit to Brisbane. Picture: The Courier-Mail POLICE have decided to drop a wilful exposure charge against the man accused of “mooning” the Queen during her visit to Brisbane last year. Liam Lloyd Warriner, 22, from Sydney was not in the...
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Sheep shearing could be the next big Olympic sport, according to a New Zealand farming lobby group. Federated Farmers thinks shearing has the potential to become a demonstration sport at the Commonwealth Games, or even the Olympics. The group’s meat and fibre chairwoman Jeanette Maxwell says shearing requires both skill and physical effort. Newly-crowned...
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A WOMAN dropped her pants at a museum and rubbed her rear end all over a painting valued at $30 million, according to police. Carmen Tisch, 36, was arrested after scratching, punching and, well, rubbing her butt against Clyfford Still’s “1957-J no.2″ and causing an estimated $10,000 damage to the artwork at the Clyfford...
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A US man has been fined for driving in a carpool lane with a skeleton in the passenger seat. Bryan Stime was pulled over by a Washington state patrolman on December 20 for alleged aggressive driving when police discovered the green skeleton in a white sweatshirt seating in the passenger seat, television station King...
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A kitty litter company has been stopped from airing an ad about its performance in a “smell test”. Picture: File Source: Supplied A NEW York federal judge has ordered a pet product company to stop airing a cat litter commercial that unfairly seeks supremacy over a competitor. The Clorox ad was aimed at Church & Dwight Co...
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A WOMAN has miraculously found her white gold wedding ring on a carrot in her garden – 16 years after it disappeared. Lena Paahlsson of Sweden took the white gold ring off while baking with her daughters during Christmas 1995, but it vanished from the kitchen counter where she had put it. The family...
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Mummy, just what I always wanted! Girl, 7, gets £7,000 liposuction voucher for Christmas from ‘Human Barbie’ mum By SADIE WHITELOCKS A seven-year-old who received a voucher for a boob job on her last birthday has received yet another inappropriate gift from her surgery-obsessed mother: A £7,000 voucher for liposuction. Little Poppy Burge received the...
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Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In Will
NY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero
'Gay' penguins to be torn apart
How'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness 
African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula Fruit
A two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the process
Panda babies have the cute market cornered
Meet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit Kats
Owl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window
5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc Cruises
NYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)
'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives 
Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whales
Sharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes 
Scientists genetically engineer female goats in male bodies to create 'human' breast milk 
Meet Betty, the spineless hedgehog
Giant tortoise bachelors Al and Tex find romance at long last 
Human Barbie gets daughter Poppy, 7, liposuction voucher for Christmas 
Gameshow hosts eat each other's flesh on TV
Woman used ring to escape from grave
Melbourne hospital aborts wrong twin
Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine 
Russian 'body snatcher' kept 26 female corpses in tiny flat How'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness 
Parents of Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation cleared
Wesley Warren Jr needs $US1 million surgery to correct his 45kg scrotum 
Missing tourist 'feared eaten by cannibals'
Three Zimbabwean women charged over sex attacks 
Boy caught driving armed and towing dead donkey 
Marzieh Vafamehr: Iranian actress sentenced to 90 lashes 
Ex-model who cooked husband 'not a monster'
