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Chimpanzee addicted to pornMan buys toy poodles, discovers they’re ferrets on steroids Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Shellshocked turtles end their 115 year old 'marriage' Spooked horse swims 3km offshore The goose who wears sandals Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In WillNY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero'Gay' penguins to be torn apartHow'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula FruitA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the processPanda babies have the cute market corneredMeet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit KatsOwl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc CruisesNYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whalesSharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes 
At first sight, the bold strokes and colours are strikingly reminiscent of one of Vincent van Gogh’s famous sunflower paintings. And the similarity is no accident – for this early masterpiece, dating back almost 50 million years, is believed to be the ancestor of modern daisies and sunflowers. Scientists found the beautifully preserved fossil...
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Builders working on a tiny Saxon church have unearthed Britain’s oldest working window, dating back to pre-1066. The wooden-framed window was built 1,000 years ago but lay buried in the wall of St Andrew’s Church for about 150 years after it was covered up by Victorian renovations. It has now been revealed after shocked...
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By TOM KELLY The dramatic parting of the Red Sea for the Israelites is perhaps the most spectacular miracle described in the Old Testament. Now scientists believe it may actually have happened – although it owed more to Mother Nature than to Moses. A computer simulation suggests that a powerful east wind, blowing for...
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Rachel Sussman shows photographs of the world’s oldest continuously living organisms — from 2,000-year-old brain coral off Tobago’s coast to an “underground forest” in South Africa that has lived since before the dawn of agriculture. About Rachel Sussman Rachel Sussman is on a quest to celebrate the resilience of life by identifying and photographing...
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When it comes to buying books, generally there isn’t much to say about the purchase. In general, many of your friends will have a copy already or at least have heard of the text, trumping your possession and knowledge. However, whoever manages to snag this book – to be auctioned at Sotheby’s this year...
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If you blinked, you missed it. Mathematicians were celebrating a rare numerical phenomenon today when the time and date read 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. The event, known as Sequential Day, occurred at 12.34pm and 56.7 seconds today, while the date completed the pattern with 8.9.10. The phenomenon is...
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Jared Lynch Frank Coates’s photos capture the scale of the disaster. LORRAINE Coates says her husband Frank was no photographer. But the former Russell Street police officer captured haunting images of Melbourne’s worst construction disaster. Mr Coates, a homicide detective, took the crime scene photographs of the West Gate Bridge collapse 40 years ago....
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They’re slow-moving, dirty and have terrible diets… students can now relate to zombies even more / AFP STUDENTS at the University of Baltimore, Md. are being offered a new class on zombies, The Washington Post reports. The ghoulish subject – Media Genres: Zombies – will be taught by Arnold Blumberg who co-authored the book Zombiemania,...
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By LAURA CRAIK A primary school has hived off maths tuition to graduates in India because they are cheaper to hire than home-grown teachers. Pupils at the North London school are taught online by tutors 4,000 miles away. The company behind the service expects more schools to follow suit as the public spending squeeze takes...
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Scientists have discovered the bones of a gigantic whale that was the size of the legendary Moby Dick and which was abandoned on the banks of the Thames more than 200 years ago. The headless skeleton of the rare North Atlantic right whale weighs around half a tonne, is 52 feet long and around...
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Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsGiant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon AMAZING! LEGO Reboot: Inception dream brought to life16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanSpooked horse swims 3km offshore Man buys $2m Andy Warhol sketch for $5Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC 'World's oldest' yoga teacher a spritely 91-years-old Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine Internet 'weighs the same as a strawberry' Real 'Slumdog Millionaire' wins big on quiz14 year old boy lives playboy lifestyle after scamming banks Woman Hasn’t Used Money in 15 YearsCouple married for 72 years died an hour apart
Print Your Own GunWorld's first womb transplant woman pregnant What Doctors Don't Know About the Drugs They PrescribeDNA test to find which twin is a rapist will cost $1.2 millionLarry the robot vomits so you don't have Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Nazi-Acquired Buddha Statue Came From Outer SpaceNew Zealand hospital removes eel from man's bottom British soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsPlanes of the future could fly on sawdust or straw Giant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon UK reveals 'UFO sighting' over ChelseaOrvillecopter: The dead cat turned into a helicopter Study puts old-people smell on the nose 16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanCenturies old bible mean Christianitys downfall Doctors plan more amputations to save Aimee 
Print Your Own GunTeens arrested after young girl's suicide £40m for any man who can turn gay daughter straightPolice Officer Kills Double Amputee in WheelchairBritish soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Woman finds out that her husband was her fatherNaked 80-year-old woman tased by police "Zombie Attack" victim may go blindThe sick fascination with a death video Human foot posted to Canada's Conservative Party headquartersMan shot dead while eating another man's faceDoctors plan more amputations to save Aimee SES worker saves crash victim from morgue'Dead' crash victim abandoned by ambulance crew found alive by SES volunteersWheelchair-bound meth addict jailed for 10 years after sexual assault on chihuahua Austrian man saws off own foot to avoid work Pervert who sold semen-soiled yoghurt samples gets his comeuppance Adulterer may be hanged instead of stoned Baby cut from pregnant mum: woman gets life 
