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A 9,500-year-old bracelet has been analysed using the very latest computers – and the results show that it is so intricate even today’s craftsmen would struggle to improve it. Researchers from the Institut Français d’Etudes Anatoliennes in Istanbul and Laboratoire de Tribologie et de Dynamiques des Systèmes studied the bracelet’s surface and its micro-topographic...
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By ROB WAUGH The ‘crystal skulls’ relics of ancient American civilisations have all been exposed as fakes – but a Mayan carved skull appears to be the real thing. Not only that, experts believe the relic – buried along with its owner between 250AD and 600AD – may have been a replica of a ‘hand...
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By Jon KellyBBC News Magazine Continue reading the main story In today’s Magazine Quiz of the week’s news How can you explain cancer clusters? What makes people complain about ads? Paper Monitor Newly released photographs show how a team of World War II experts disrupted Nazi plans to bombard Britain – with the help...
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An ancient relative of humans dubbed ‘Nutcracker Man’ because of his powerful jaws and huge teeth may have actually preferred to eat grass, say scientists. The hominid, known as Paranthropus boisei, ranged across the African landscape more than one million years ago and lived side-by-side with direct ancestors of humans. Professor Matt...
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By DAVID DERBYSHIRE Every language in the world – from English to Mandarin – evolved from a prehistoric ‘mother tongue’ first spoken in Africa tens of thousands of years ago, a new study reveals. After analysing more than 500 languages, Dr Quentin Atkinson found compelling evidence that they can be traced back to a...
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For the 16th century man trying to get around town it was as useful as Google Earth or a sat-nav. And if you prefer a map to technology you can now follow your ancestors’ footsteps, thanks to a reprint of a four centuries old guide to the world’s major cities. The reprinted book contains...
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Skeleton was pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs – rituals only previously seen in female graves Five thousand years after he died, the first known gay caveman has emerged into the daylight. According to archaeologists, the way he was buried suggests that he was of a different sexual persuasion. The skeleton of the...
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Nazi 3D films from 1936 discovered Films depicting bratwursts on a barbecue and contemporary film stars thought to show Nazis beat Hollywood to 3D by 16 years Ben Child guardian.co.uk, Article history Nazi propaganda film-maker Leni Riefenstahl at work during the Olympic Games in Berlin in 1936. Photograph: AP James Cameron and his team...
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The Nazi 3D fims uncovered by Aussie director Philippe Mora feature sausage and dancing girls. FILMMAKERS have been trying to make the perfect 3D movie for more than a century, but not always in Hollywood. Australian director Philippe Mora has found two Nazi propaganda films shot in 3D while searching through Germany’s Federal Archives....
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By GRAHAM SMITH Two artificial big toes – one found attached to the foot of an ancient Egyptian mummy – were the world’s earliest functional prosthetic body parts, according to a study. A three-part wood and leather artefact housed in the Egyptian Museum in Cairo, and the Greville Chester artificial toe on display in the...
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Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In Will
NY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero
'Gay' penguins to be torn apart
How'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness 
African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula Fruit
A two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the process
Panda babies have the cute market cornered
Meet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit Kats
Owl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window
5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc Cruises
NYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)
'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives 
Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whales
Sharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes 
Scientists genetically engineer female goats in male bodies to create 'human' breast milk 
Meet Betty, the spineless hedgehog
Giant tortoise bachelors Al and Tex find romance at long last 
Human Barbie gets daughter Poppy, 7, liposuction voucher for Christmas 
Gameshow hosts eat each other's flesh on TV
Woman used ring to escape from grave
Melbourne hospital aborts wrong twin
Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine 
Russian 'body snatcher' kept 26 female corpses in tiny flat How'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness 
Parents of Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation cleared
Wesley Warren Jr needs $US1 million surgery to correct his 45kg scrotum 
Missing tourist 'feared eaten by cannibals'
Three Zimbabwean women charged over sex attacks 
Boy caught driving armed and towing dead donkey 
Marzieh Vafamehr: Iranian actress sentenced to 90 lashes 
Ex-model who cooked husband 'not a monster'
