Hackers listen in on FBI's anti-hacker call 
Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection 
Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue 
US airport agent in trouble over vibrator joke
Hey, that's not Cookie Monster: Hackers turn Sesame Street YouTube page into porn site 
Drunk moose found stuck in tree 
Been Looking at Porn? Be warned: It'll show up on Facebook
Plane crashes into Ferris Wheel
Beauty bath eel swims up man's penis
Woman's breast implant popped during game of paintball
Bull sperm spillage forces police to shut Tennessee highway
Bee-bearder's swarm fails to break record 
Lady Gaga's gay Gillard gaffe
British man removes wart with shotgun, also loses finger
'Beautiful people' website hit by Shrek virus that allowed ugly applicants to sign up
Woman sues ex-fiance after falling while peeing from his veranda 
Angry senior citizen locks bell ringers in British church tower
Life-sized toy tiger sparked major police operation 
Naked man escapes from brothel
A 75-year-old woman arrested for single-handedly cutting off the Internet in Georgia and Armenia
'Blue Balls Rain' Mystery Solved 
'I had flag up my bum for Queen' 
Sheep shearing pitched as Olympic sport 
Man used skeleton to drive in carpool lane
Ad banned because judge says kitty litter sniffing 'highly implausible' 
Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost US airport agent in trouble over vibrator joke
Scrabble scandal: Strip down and find the 'G' 
Art rules 101: Keep the bikini bottoms on until the sun goes down
'Gumby' robber turns himself in
'Lost' star farted on plane passenger's face
Battle of the 'breastraunts' as Hooters sues ex exec's saucy start-up 'Twin Peaks' 
Penises on show in Iceland museum
Man faces court after Police catch him drunk driving a motorised Beer Cooler (aka Esky)Lady Gaga's gay Gillard gaffeBritish man removes wart with shotgun, also loses finger'Beautiful people' website hit by Shrek virus that allowed ugly applicants to sign up
Continue reading the main story A US graffiti artist who painted Facebook’s offices is set to become a multi-millionaire when the social network begins trading as a public company. David Choe, who first spray-painted the walls of Facebook HQ in 2005, accepted shares in payment for his work. Now the site is planning to...
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A 9,500-year-old bracelet has been analysed using the very latest computers – and the results show that it is so intricate even today’s craftsmen would struggle to improve it. Researchers from the Institut Français d’Etudes Anatoliennes in Istanbul and Laboratoire de Tribologie et de Dynamiques des Systèmes studied the bracelet’s surface and its micro-topographic...
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BERNICE Bates is 91 years old and more flexible than people a third of her age. Guinness World Records recently awarded her title of Oldest Yoga Teacher. While there might be other, older yogis, Ms Bates, completed the lengthy documentation process required by Guinness. Her daughter nominated her earlier this year. Ms...
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Decided to stay Smurf blue … The Spanish village of Juzcar has become the mecca for Smurf fans after the success of the animated movie.. (AP Photo/Sergio Torres) THE inhabitants of a Spanish village which was painted entirely blue for the filming of box-office smash hit The Smurfs movie voted to keep their houses...
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AUSTRALIA’s sole king rules a rich, fertile land of 158 sq km bounded by turquoise seas and white sand beaches dotted with palm trees. Honouring the past, embracing the future, he’s a very 21st century king. Yarrabah’s first monarch for almost 20 years has identified cultural awareness, respect for elders and tackling illegal poaching...
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FINANCE Minister Penny Wong has picked up a whole new challenge, but this one had nothing to do with a reshuffle or a budget blowout. Just a week after Ms Wong drove a hard-fought change to the ALP’s platform on gay marriage, her partner Sophie Allouache has given birth to a healthy baby girl....
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By ROB WAUGH The ‘crystal skulls’ relics of ancient American civilisations have all been exposed as fakes – but a Mayan carved skull appears to be the real thing. Not only that, experts believe the relic – buried along with its owner between 250AD and 600AD – may have been a replica of a ‘hand...
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A giant Lego man that washed up on a beach in the US had crowds puzzling after Legoland insisted it did not place it there. Jeff Hindman told the Herald-Tribune he spotted the 2.4-metre figure during a Tuesday morning walk on Siesta Key Beach in Florida and dragged it ashore. The Lego resembles those...
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A performance artist who said giving birth is the “highest form of art” has delivered a baby boy — inside a New York City art gallery. Marni Kotak gave birth at 10.17am on Tuesday, the Microscope Gallery in Brooklyn said in a brief statement, adding that everyone was recuperating on Wednesday. It said the...
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Heidemarie Schwermer, a 69-year-old woman from Germany, gave up using money 15 years ago and says she’s been much happier ever since. Heidemarie’s incredible story began 22 years ago, when she, a middle-aged secondary school teacher emerging from a difficult marriage, took her two children and moved to the city of Dortmund, in Germany’s...
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Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In Will
NY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero
'Gay' penguins to be torn apart
How'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness 
African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula Fruit
A two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the process
Panda babies have the cute market cornered
Meet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit Kats
Owl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window
5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc Cruises
NYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)
'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives 
Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whales
Sharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes 
Scientists genetically engineer female goats in male bodies to create 'human' breast milk 
Meet Betty, the spineless hedgehog
Giant tortoise bachelors Al and Tex find romance at long last 
Human Barbie gets daughter Poppy, 7, liposuction voucher for Christmas 
Gameshow hosts eat each other's flesh on TV
Woman used ring to escape from grave
Melbourne hospital aborts wrong twin
Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine 
Russian 'body snatcher' kept 26 female corpses in tiny flat How'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness 
Parents of Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation cleared
Wesley Warren Jr needs $US1 million surgery to correct his 45kg scrotum 
Missing tourist 'feared eaten by cannibals'
Three Zimbabwean women charged over sex attacks 
Boy caught driving armed and towing dead donkey 
Marzieh Vafamehr: Iranian actress sentenced to 90 lashes 
Ex-model who cooked husband 'not a monster'
