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Chimpanzee addicted to pornMan buys toy poodles, discovers they’re ferrets on steroids Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Shellshocked turtles end their 115 year old 'marriage' Spooked horse swims 3km offshore The goose who wears sandals Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In WillNY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero'Gay' penguins to be torn apartHow'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula FruitA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the processPanda babies have the cute market corneredMeet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit KatsOwl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc CruisesNYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whalesSharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes 
GINA the chimp has a problem. She’s addicted to adult human porn. The first question you may have is how a chimp came to watch TV. That one is simple. A television set was installed in her enclosure at Seville Zoo. But maybe the zoo regrets the decision now. Primatologist Pablo Herreros told El...
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By Dylan Stableford, Yahoo! News Senior Media Reporter An Argentine man who thought he bought a pair of poodles at an outdoor market in Buenos Aires brought them home to the vet only to be told they were actually ferrets on steroids, reports the Daily Mail. The man, a retiree from Catamarca, purchased the animals...
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THIS is the best story of pet ownership (a goldfish is a pet, right?) you’ll ever hear. Generally the butt of all flushing jokes in petland, goldish aren’t normally the subject of such good-luck stories. But one lucky goldfish has an owner so attentive she’s even been nursed through a disability. Instead of flushing...
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NO one could accuse them of not trying to make it work. After an incredible 115 years together, two giant tortoises at an Austrian zoo have gone their separate ways – refusing to share a cage any longer. The falling out, which has baffled zoo officials, marks the end of the world’s oldest animal...
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Beach goers and boaters along the coast of Central California are accustomed to seeing fascinating sea creatures large and small off its shore—but an Arabian horse? Some at first thought the gleaming white animal bobbing up and down on the waves near Santa Barbara was a seagull, but were surprised to learn it was...
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Gator the rescue goose’s adoptive parents, Bob and Lauree Strouse, were so concerned his feet would suffer on their walks, they got him a pair of sandals. Gator enjoys the freedom of St Augustine in his smart new sandals (Picture: Mercury) The couple designed the footwear to combat the hot and harsh concrete in...
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Nick Pisa, in Rome An Italian cat has become the third richest animal in the world after inheriting almost £10m after his wealthy owner died and left him the entire family fortune. Maria Assunta died last month aged 94 and, according to lawyers entrusted with her estate, left the fortune in property to Tommasino,...
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NEW York police were admonished for mocking a dive-bombing pigeon at Ground Zero after a bizarre battle between cops and the angry bird. Fred, an unmistakable brown and orange pigeon, recently took up residence on a metal fence surrounding the World Trade Center’s memorial plaza — and has been dive-bombing cops stationed nearby ever...
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A relationship between two ‘gay’ penguins has fascinated keepers at Toronto Zoo, but the couple is to be separated and will each be paired with a female for breeding. The two birds have shown signs of mating behaviour usually only seen between male and female birds, including preening each other and sleeping together at...
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A RESTAURANT in southern China is reportedly serving up stewed koala. An Australian man visiting the Panyu district in Guangdong has told radio 3AW he was shocked to see the marsupial offered on the menu. The traveller said hungry diners were able to select the live animal from a cage, where its price...
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Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsGiant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon AMAZING! LEGO Reboot: Inception dream brought to life16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanSpooked horse swims 3km offshore Man buys $2m Andy Warhol sketch for $5Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC 'World's oldest' yoga teacher a spritely 91-years-old Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine Internet 'weighs the same as a strawberry' Real 'Slumdog Millionaire' wins big on quiz14 year old boy lives playboy lifestyle after scamming banks Woman Hasn’t Used Money in 15 YearsCouple married for 72 years died an hour apart
Print Your Own GunWorld's first womb transplant woman pregnant What Doctors Don't Know About the Drugs They PrescribeDNA test to find which twin is a rapist will cost $1.2 millionLarry the robot vomits so you don't have Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Nazi-Acquired Buddha Statue Came From Outer SpaceNew Zealand hospital removes eel from man's bottom British soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsPlanes of the future could fly on sawdust or straw Giant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon UK reveals 'UFO sighting' over ChelseaOrvillecopter: The dead cat turned into a helicopter Study puts old-people smell on the nose 16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanCenturies old bible mean Christianitys downfall Doctors plan more amputations to save Aimee 
Print Your Own GunTeens arrested after young girl's suicide £40m for any man who can turn gay daughter straightPolice Officer Kills Double Amputee in WheelchairBritish soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Woman finds out that her husband was her fatherNaked 80-year-old woman tased by police "Zombie Attack" victim may go blindThe sick fascination with a death video Human foot posted to Canada's Conservative Party headquartersMan shot dead while eating another man's faceDoctors plan more amputations to save Aimee SES worker saves crash victim from morgue'Dead' crash victim abandoned by ambulance crew found alive by SES volunteersWheelchair-bound meth addict jailed for 10 years after sexual assault on chihuahua Austrian man saws off own foot to avoid work Pervert who sold semen-soiled yoghurt samples gets his comeuppance Adulterer may be hanged instead of stoned Baby cut from pregnant mum: woman gets life 
