Judge fines himself over phone in courtChimpanzee addicted to pornAnne Frank would have been a Belieber, hopes BieberMan buys toy poodles, discovers they’re ferrets on steroids Lightning blows breasts off statueNew Zealand hospital removes eel from man's bottom Woman finds out that her husband was her fatherNo fine for man who put firecracker up his bumMan floating in river mistaken for drowning victim - until he sat upUtah woman finds cocaine in box of tampons Man claims BMW motorcycle gave him two year erection Man misses out on $169 million to save $3 Teen dream now police nightmare 'Forgotten' winning $1m lotto ticket was stuck on fridge Church airbrushes out leader's $30K watch Borat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremonyYou've won billions! Ah ... sorry, no you haven't Thatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection Fake doctor's recipe for better buttocks: Cement, tyre-filler and glue 
Totally Nuts!Social Smoking vs Social Farting adLightning blows breasts off statueBinder Sales Surge, Bookstore Profits Man charged with having sex with sofaMan plays porn videos loudly as revenge on neighbour playing gospel music'Goat man' spied in Utah mountains - no kiddingUK reveals 'UFO sighting' over ChelseaTwo vans go to war: Mr Whippy vs Mr Yummy Shellshocked turtles end their 115 year old 'marriage' Study puts old-people smell on the nose Funny letter from Ronald Reagan to seventh-grader resurfaces Scotland's Dull And America's Boring Join UpThatcher snatched Ronald Raegan's doodle 30 years ago New Jersey capital city running out of toilet paper
Chimpanzee addicted to pornMan buys toy poodles, discovers they’re ferrets on steroids Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Shellshocked turtles end their 115 year old 'marriage' Spooked horse swims 3km offshore The goose who wears sandals Italian Cat Becomes Third Richest Animal In The World After Owner Leaves It £10m In WillNY cops scolded for mocking pigeon called Fred at WTC Ground Zero'Gay' penguins to be torn apartHow'd you like your koala - braised or stewed? Mar-soup-ial madness African Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula FruitA two-faced cat is celebrating his 12th birthday, breaking a Guinness record in the processPanda babies have the cute market corneredMeet Gary, the Chocoholic fish addicted to Kit KatsOwl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc CruisesNYC airport invaded by turtles, delaying flights (AP)'Adolescent' fruit flies need extra sleep to cope with their active social lives Naked Russian diver Natalia Avseenko tries to tame rare beluga whalesSharks with frickin' laser beams? Oh yes 
Robert MacPherson Computer files to create a handgun almost entirely from parts made with...
No nuts warning on bag of nuts. Booths decided to pull its Whole Hearted...
A MICHIGAN judge whose smartphone disrupted a hearing in his own courtroom has held...
Angelina Jolie has healthy breasts removed Actress Angelina Jolie has revealed that she has undergone a preventive double mastectomy to reduce her risk of cancer. Her mother died from cancer aged 56. Angelina Jolie has revealed that she recently underwent a preventative double mastectomy. The actress, whose mother, Marcheline Bertrand, died of ovarian cancer...
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Robert MacPherson Computer files to create a handgun almost entirely from parts made with a 3D printer have been posted online, alarming gun control advocates after it was successfully test-fired by its inventor. The single-shot .380-caliber Liberator bears a vague resemblance to its namesake, the FP-45 Liberator pistol the US developed during World War...
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No nuts warning on bag of nuts. Booths decided to pull its Whole Hearted Roasted Monkey Nuts from the aisles because its label does not declare it contains peanuts, MSN News reports. The firm has stores in Lancashire, Cumbria, Yorkshire, Cheshire and a recently-opened branch at MediaCityUK in Salford. A spokesman for the company...
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A MICHIGAN judge whose smartphone disrupted a hearing in his own courtroom has held himself in contempt and paid $US25 ($24) for the infraction. Judge Raymond Voet has a posted policy stating that electronic devices causing a disturbance during court sessions will result in the owner being cited with contempt, the Sentinel-Standard of Ionia...
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GINA the chimp has a problem. She’s addicted to adult human porn. The first question you may have is how a chimp came to watch TV. That one is simple. A television set was installed in her enclosure at Seville Zoo. But maybe the zoo regrets the decision now. Primatologist Pablo Herreros told El...
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ANIMAL welfare extremists want to ban the display of naked chickens in supermarkets. They also protest against pictures of raw chickens in ads. The American founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, president Ingrid Newkirk, criticised a newspaper for running a picture of a raw chicken. Other supporters expressed disgust at the...
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Justin Bieber performs at the Jingle Ball 2012 in Atlanta, Georgia in this Dec 12, 2012, file photo. Teen pop star Justin Bieber is taking heat on social media after the Anne Frank House reported he visited the Amsterdam museum and wrote in the guest book he hoped the young Holocaust victim would have...
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MARTHA MENDOZA | Associated Press, Yahoo!7 Eight days after allegedly being sexually assaulted while passed out at a party, and then humiliated by online photos of the assault, 15-year-old Audrie Pott posted on Facebook that her life was ruined, ‘worst day ever,’ and hanged herself. For the next eight months, her family struggled to...
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ISTANBUL (AFP) – The first woman ever to receive a uterus from a deceased donor, is two-weeks pregnant following a successful embryo transplant, her doctors said on Friday. The 22-year-old Derya Sert was revealed to be almost two-weeks pregnant in preliminary results after in vitro fertilisation at Akdeniz University Hospital in Turkey’s southern province...
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By Dylan Stableford, Yahoo! News Senior Media Reporter An Argentine man who thought he bought a pair of poodles at an outdoor market in Buenos Aires brought them home to the vet only to be told they were actually ferrets on steroids, reports the Daily Mail. The man, a retiree from Catamarca, purchased the animals...
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Ben Goldacre Physician, author TEDTalks can sometimes portray science in triumphalist tones, with fabulous innovations that are changing the world forever. But the real action in science is often around dirty, messy, angry problems, and my TEDTalk is about the dirtiest I’ve seen yet. Doctors need the results of clinical trials to make informed...
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Even the DNA of identical twins is virtually impossible to separate. Source: National Features FRENCH police are stumped in determining which identical twin is a serial rapist. The BBC reports the case where police in the city of Marseille are certain one of the two men is the offender, but cannot choose which. The...
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CANADIAN health authorities have let it rip at smokers – comparing their smell to a fart. The Ontario Quit the Denial campaign places a ‘social farter’ on the psychoanalyst’s chair. While there, she attempts to justify her ‘social flatulence’ as just a means to `fit in with the crowd’. “It’s true that I fart…....
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A Brisbane burger company’s advertising campaign has been accused of promoting bestiality. The Burger Urge ad, which shows a woman licking a cow, was described in the complaint as loathsome, sick, wrong and perverted, according to The Courier Mail. Australian Christian Lobby group officially registered the complaint via company director Wendy Francis, who said...
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LARRY the robot is probably the ultimate labour saving device: He does the puking so we can do the partying. British boffins have enslaved an anatomically correct robot (at least when it comes to the digestive and throat reflex systems) to a lifetime of projectile vomiting – all in the name of science. And...
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Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsGiant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon AMAZING! LEGO Reboot: Inception dream brought to life16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanSpooked horse swims 3km offshore Man buys $2m Andy Warhol sketch for $5Speech-jamming gun silences people mid-sentence Acid attack victim, Katie Piper, can see again Missing wedding ring found on carrot 16 years after it was lost Bracelet reveals amazing craftsman's skill from 7500BC 'World's oldest' yoga teacher a spritely 91-years-old Indiana Jones missed the REAL Mayan skull - it's not crystal, and it's shaped like a monkey Minhaj Gedi Farah becomes face of hope from the famine Internet 'weighs the same as a strawberry' Real 'Slumdog Millionaire' wins big on quiz14 year old boy lives playboy lifestyle after scamming banks Woman Hasn’t Used Money in 15 YearsCouple married for 72 years died an hour apart
Print Your Own GunWorld's first womb transplant woman pregnant What Doctors Don't Know About the Drugs They PrescribeDNA test to find which twin is a rapist will cost $1.2 millionLarry the robot vomits so you don't have Goldfish in a Zimmer Frame!Nazi-Acquired Buddha Statue Came From Outer SpaceNew Zealand hospital removes eel from man's bottom British soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Deaf gerbils hear again with human stem cellsPlanes of the future could fly on sawdust or straw Giant Marble Harvests Energy from Sun and Moon UK reveals 'UFO sighting' over ChelseaOrvillecopter: The dead cat turned into a helicopter Study puts old-people smell on the nose 16-Year-Old Student Cracks 350-Year-Old Isaac Newton PuzzleMan enters hospital for kidney stone, leaves as a womanCenturies old bible mean Christianitys downfall Doctors plan more amputations to save Aimee 
Print Your Own GunTeens arrested after young girl's suicide £40m for any man who can turn gay daughter straightPolice Officer Kills Double Amputee in WheelchairBritish soldier gives birth to baby on front line in Afghanistan Woman finds out that her husband was her fatherNaked 80-year-old woman tased by police "Zombie Attack" victim may go blindThe sick fascination with a death video Human foot posted to Canada's Conservative Party headquartersMan shot dead while eating another man's faceDoctors plan more amputations to save Aimee SES worker saves crash victim from morgue'Dead' crash victim abandoned by ambulance crew found alive by SES volunteersWheelchair-bound meth addict jailed for 10 years after sexual assault on chihuahua Austrian man saws off own foot to avoid work Pervert who sold semen-soiled yoghurt samples gets his comeuppance Adulterer may be hanged instead of stoned Baby cut from pregnant mum: woman gets life 
